Lesbian Koala's Steal Andy Roddick's Spotlight

Here is a funny queer story to launch your weekend...

Tennis superstar Andy Roddick was having an interview in Australia's Brisbane Lone Pine Sanctuary but the limelight was quickly stolen from him by some lesbian Koala's enjoying a romp. The same-sex marsupial couple was having sex in the background while the tennis star was being filmed.



The lesbian Koala separatists are making themselves known to the world as footage has begun to spread throughout the United Kingdom and United States.

H/T to The Outskirts.

Nature Nurtures Homosexuality

Forget the whole nature versus nurture debate, that is so twentieth century! The reports are coming in nearly daily from scientists, biologists and zoologists around the globe whether in humans or within the animal kingdom it is becoming more and more evident that nature nurtures homosexuality.

Homosexual behavior is a nearly universal phenomenon in the animal kingdom, according to a new study. It is also not only widespread but part of a necessary biological adaptation for the survival of the species.

They found that on the Hawaiian island of Oahu, almost a third of the Laysan albatross population is raised by pairs of two females because of the shortage of males. Through these 'lesbian' unions, Laysan albatross are flourishing. Their existence had been dwindling before the adaptation was noticed.

"Same-sex behaviors – courtship, mounting or parenting – are traits that may have been shaped by natural selection, a basic mechanism of evolution that occurs over successive generations," he said.

"But our review of studies also suggests that these same-sex behaviors might act as selective forces in and of themselves" (Telegraph).

How do our opponents respond to the science, psychology and facts on the ground, in the air and in the sea? Well, they say "we shouldn't act like animals." While there is no homophobia in the animal kingdom, conservatives continue to oppose hate crimes legislation, granting equal rights to same-sex partners, and won't pass legislation ensuring LGBT youth don't face taunting in schools. Maybe it's time they embrace their message of love, and adherence to the "natural" order of things.

March of the Married Penguins

What's up with gay penguins and their attempt to show that they are here and indeed queer.

Remember those bent chinese penguins who tried stealing eggs to raise a kid and had to be segregated from the rest of the bunch?

Well the Chinese zoo has decided to give the gay penguins a wedding. Legal experts are still deliberating whether these are indeed full civil marriages or just a domestic partnership. Anyways, congrats guys!

Gay Penguins Unleash the "Homosexual Agenda"

Well you know the example of how homosexuality is a "behavior and lifestyle", much like stealing. You know the saying that homosexuals have an agenda pushing our "alternative lifestyle?" So contend our adversaries. We are quick to denounce them and assert that sexual identity isn't a choice like choosing to be a thief.

Maybe we were wrong all along.

"A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added."(Telegraph)

This is evidence of the "homosexual agenda". The desire to be with the one you love, raise a family, and have what everyone else has.

Web Spotlight: Against Nature?

In 2006 The Natural History Museum, University of Oslo, opened the first-ever museum exhibition dedicated to gay animals. Parts of the exhibition and information are preserved online. The exhibition title "Against Nature?" is intended to get people to think about their arguments against homosexuality, when it is evident that it is completely natural and seen throughout the animal kingdom.
http://www.nhm.uio.no/againstnature/index.html