Ban Left-Handed Marriage

It is estimated that nearly 10% of the population is left-handed, clearly it is unnatural as 90% of the population is right-handed. We must stop left-handed people from forcing us to accept their deviance and not allow them to teach our children that it is okay to use either hand.

Gay Marriage = Hamster Madness

Now that ladies and gentleman is gay satire at it's finest.

H/T to Waking Up Now.