Thursday, December 4, 2008

Gay Penguins Unleash the "Homosexual Agenda"

Well you know the example of how homosexuality is a "behavior and lifestyle", much like stealing. You know the saying that homosexuals have an agenda pushing our "alternative lifestyle?" So contend our adversaries. We are quick to denounce them and assert that sexual identity isn't a choice like choosing to be a thief.

Maybe we were wrong all along.

"A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added."(Telegraph)
This is evidence of the "homosexual agenda". The desire to be with the one you love, raise a family, and have what everyone else has.


Scot said...

One of our boy's favorite books is "And Tango Makes Three", a true story from the NY zoo. There the gay penguins don't turn to thievery, they just try to hatch rocks at first, which always struck me as kind of poignant. But then the zoo keeper gave them an abandoned egg, which they successfully hatch.

Maybe they need to start a penguin adoption agency for the gay penguins at all the zoos.

Queers United said...

Scot-Maybe that is the next battle on the gay rights front, we will be fighting for adoption agencies on behalf of our gay and lesbian penguins brothers and sisters :)

Anonymous said...

Because it is innate is not a valid argument for being homosexual and the same is true for anti-gay people who believe it is a life style. Both are stupid arguments for reasons to be gay or being opposed to homosexuality. Their are plenty of things that are innate within us that are wrong, for instance some people are born with extreme anger, or pedophilia desires or a tendency to overeat, this does not make it right. Their are many things that we are born with a drive to do that are wrong. Your way of life holds more weight when you articulate better arguments.

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