Wednesday, December 17, 2008

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong!

1. Being gay is not natural Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service -sector economy, or longer life spans.

Crossposted from our friends at Wicked Gay Blog


Anonymous said...

YES!!! I love this every time I see it out here on the web! These are so funny... because it they are true! I mean honestly people! :)

Anonymous said...

Haha...THIS is the reason why I live...the humor!
I loved every bit of it! ;)

Anonymous said...

I thought I'd seen this before...

~BriGuy~ said...

Loves it!!!

Queers United said...

Pikku - I love the video of that guy, plus he is cute!

Unknown said...

this was originally the work of gatorGSA.

Queers United said...

cool jason didn't know that, it has spread far and wide on the net, they did a good job!

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Queers United said...

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T. R Xands said...

Bahaha I hadn't seen this I don't think. Number 3 is my favorite to use back on traditional marriage folk. Gay marriage, it leads to pedophilia and incest, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

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